Presence of Mind

Once a joint exercise was carried out by Russian, American and Indian scientists at various places of archaeological importance in their respective countries to probe into the history of civilization. The event was widely publicized in the newspapers and was the topic of discussion in all colleges and universities.

In a foreign university three friends ——-a Russian, an American and an Indian—were having a heated debate on this joint mission.

The Russian student proudly said, “The Russian scientists found traces of copper wires even at a depth of hundred metres. The wires had evidence of dating back a thousand years. Our scientists concluded 'that their ancestors had probably been using ‘ telecommunication methods a thousand years ago,” 

Not to be outdone the American student was quick to add, “That’s nothing. The American scientists dug to a depth of almost two hundred metres and found traces of optical fibers which they say is more than thousand five hundred years old. This essentially means that our predecessors had access to highly advanced digital technology much before the Russians developed it.”  

On hearing this, the Indian student was determined not to let down his country. He knew that both his friends would now expect him to come up with an explanation. He stood up proudly and said, “What you have said is nothing compared to the findings of our Indian scientists. They dug to a depth of 500 metres below the earth and found nothing at all!” 

The Russian and the American had a bewildered look on their faces. “So what is so great about it?” they asked. 

“Don’t you see,” said the Indian, “Our ancestors were adept at using Blue Tooth and wireless technology even as far back as five thousand years ago!”